Lord of the Rings Quizzes written by me, the Suicide Queen

First I said I'd never write a parody on Lotr. Then I wrote The Two Towers Parody. Next I said I'd never write a poll, especially not about Lotr. Then I wrote 3 polls. And after that, I said I'd never write a quiz about Lotr, and here I go writing quizzes. I hope you will enjoy them anyway, because I have very little purpose on this earth. SO, take my quizzes and don't let my existance be in vain.



Are You a Rings Whore?
First thing's first. Are you, indeed a Rings Whore?

Total Whore. You are a TOTAL Rings Whore!
Officially, you are a Lord of the Rings slut,
willing to do anything just to get even a few
seconds of footage. You'd probably sleep with
any or all of the cast members, or at the very
least anyone in order to get near them.
Additionally, you know a lot about the story
itself and spend hours thinking about it- maybe
even writing quizzes on it. Your life may very
well be Lord of the Rings, which when you think
about it, is pretty sad. :)

Are you a Lord of the Rings Whore?
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Who's Your Lord of the Rings Boyfriend?
Finally here is the quiz that took six months to get published due to cpu memory issues...
Finally, you can now find out who YOU would be banging if you lived on Middle Earth...


Frodo is your Lotr Boyfriend. Stressful? Yes.
But look at that face! And those
eyes, and that soft skin... Frodo is gorgeous
whether he's under the spell of the Nazgul or
his sweet-hearted self. And if you can get Sam
to take a hike, things will definitely heat up.

Who's your Lord of the Rings Boyfriend?
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Whose Baby from the Lord of the Rings cast should you have?
Not a day goes by when many of us don't ask that very question...
Welp, this one is for the fans that can't quite grasp reality. Or for the supermodels and gorgeous actresses who can. :) If you want to know who should father your kid from the cast, click on my result below. (Of course I cheated since I wrote it)


Elijah Wood should be the father of your baby! You already know what a great looking kid Lij
was... not to mention talented. It's in the bag
as far as the success for your little tooth-
gapped sweetie, but should Elijah stray, remember to get a
good lawyer and score a huge check each month
to pay for Gymboree!

Whose BABY from the Lord of the Rings cast should you have?
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Which Lord of the Rings Guy is Your Date?
In retrospect this one should have been written before the Baby one, but as I've said before, let's not split hairs...


Elijah Wood is your date!
You wear a short dress with lots of cleavage.
Elijah picks you up in a limo. He's wearing
designer jeans, a striped shirt and a blazer.
Nothing really matches, but he still looks hot.
He brings you chocolate and porn. You go out to
dinner then go dancing at an exclusive club.
During the date, he talks mostly about his best
friends. The sweetest thing he does is tell you
that you look pretty. You wish he hadn't shown
off so much on the dance floor, though. By the
end of the night, you are both kind of drunk.
(Lucky you!) Oh, behave. Due to your antics, a
picture of you and Elijah ends up in the
tabloids. And wouldn't we all just love that!

Which Lord of the Rings Guy Is Your Date?
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Now check out other Lotr Quizzes you can take. (not written by me, but still good.)