Celebrity Dream Blog: 7/07/04: "Alternative Universe Strikes Again"
Special Guest Star: Frodo again

Another Fan Fic based dream. This one was a continuation of a very long dream about my parents and some friends of ours.

The first scene leading into the LOTR part was that I was in an indoor pool area and there was a platform where a girl was sitting with a bunch of seats. I was across the way a bit bending over the shallow end of the pool, planting some plants in a flower bed. The girl was saying something like I was a bitch. And I said something like now-a-days that isn't really a bad thing- it can also mean you are tough and sexy etc. So I asked her what her definition of a bitch was and she said "A bitch is a female dog, and you're a dog." so I got mad and I got up out of the pool and went over to the platform where she was sitting. She looked like she was part African American and had long hair and was wearing a skirt. She was probably around 17 years old. I cussed her out and tipped the chairs off the platform so she fell off. She landed and was about to get up and I worried she was going to fight me. I was angry about the chairs because only people who were in charge of the group we were in were supposed to be sitting there. There were only supposed to be 4 or so people in charge and there were 6 chairs. I said, "If there are six people in charge, there might as well be ten!" As if to say sure, why not just let more people take over.
The next thing that happened was I was on the platform myself (it was sort of like standing on bleachers) There were several people standing around me and I could see out over to where there was a grassy area and a lake. A man came in and was talking to everyone on the platform. He was talking about the One Ring and saying things like it was missing... I really can't describe what the topic was for sure. I looked over at the lake and Frodo was standing at the edge of it, looking out. I climbed off the platform and quickly walked across the grass and took a deep breath and went up to him. I stood beside him and I think I said hi or something. He was dressed as usual, only I didn't see the cloak this time. I touched his arm. He led me a little ways from the lake up to where there was a wooden fence. He stood by the fence and faced me. This is the part where it gets weird. There were some people coming. Frodo quickly put lipstick on me and made me up to look like Queen Amadala, or at least like her decoy. There was another person beside me, an older woman who had the same kind of make up on and she wore a sheer white wrap over her head and clothes. She spoke some weird language. Frodo was talking to her in the language (it was supposed to be from the Star Wars world, not Tolkien's) . The only thing I understood was him asking her if SHE understood. The lady nodded. Of course, I didn't know what the hell was going on. I was handed a Ring that looked like the One Ring from the LOTR Monopoly game. I was told to keep it hidden.
The people who were coming approached and thought I was Queen Amadala so they respected me.

When the scene changed, I was in a different place all together. It was a big castle like setting. It was pretty dimly lit inside. I was in one room with a bunch of people and at some point I had the Ring and I knew that I had to get it to Frodo. He thought it was lost and was about to tell the counsil that he lost it. (I suppose it was something like the Counsil of Elrond, but it wasn't the way it was a bit different) I was still dressed as Amadala, at least with the make-up and I was wearing a white dress. I was sneaking around the halls of the castle and I went into a bathroom and hid my yellow legal pad and heft and pen (which I usually use for notes) under the area rug in the bathroom. Then I got up and ran praying none of the guards would see me.
There was a big room filled with people arguing. There were banquet tables and the carpet and drapes were in red velvet. A fight broke out and the men were throwing goblets and drawing their swords. I was in the room and I saw Gandalf and he was the Grey (not white) he was trying to stop the fight and held up his staff. I wanted to talk to him but I couldn't because there was too much confusion. I think I saw Elrond go by, but I wasn't exactly sure.
I snuck past all the fighting people into a different wing of the huge room. It was dark and Frodo was standing there, waiting with a couple of other people. He was supposed to go out there and let them know about how he lost the Ring, but the fight happened. I made my way over to him, hoping he'd look up so I could slip the Ring to him, but he didn't see me. So I kept going until I was actually standing next to him. It was pretty dark in the hall and I pulled the Ring out of my pocket. Frodo was wearing a black wool coat over a pinstriped suit. I reached for his right hand and opened his fingers. I almost dropped the Ring and all I could think of was it hitting the metal bar that was right under us and making noise and drawing attention. But I was able to press it safely into Frodo's palm. He closed his hand and put it in his pocket. Then he turned to me and kissed me, which I didn't expect. It was great, but it wasn't the time or place, so I tried to push him off me. He was still kissing me and I didn't really want him to stop, but I was worried and I kept thinking that he really wanted Amadala, and not me, so that bothered me.
I'm not sure if anything else happened after that, it seems it was the end.