Celebrity Dream Blog: 7/06/04: "Mary Sue's Worst Nightmare"
Special Guest Star: Frodo Baggins (with a cameo appearance by Samwise Gamgee)

Readers and writers of Fan Fic know what this title means. And it fits.
Another dream about me with Frodo. But this time, the spark has gone out. Maybe I'm starting to realize that although he's a hobbit, he's still just male.
The first part is rather difficult to explain. Frodo and I were standing next to some kind of vehicle. It could best be explained as an ice cream truck or some kind of circus train car. It was deep pink and had shelves with toys in it and was playing some very irritating song. The song was simple and happy like a children's song and it was playing over and over. There were seats on the cart and it went about 5 mph. I was sitting in it then I hopped off and Frodo was beside me and I said something about walking because it would actually be faster.
Frodo was dressed in his usual garb, with the Elven Cloak and the whole nine yards. We walked away from the annoying cart and it turned out we were actually in a department store in a mall. There were racks with clothing and we came to an escalator. We weren't sure whether or not to go on it or not because we were kind of lost and were trying to leave the store. Frodo seemed really irritated and I asked if he was stressed and he said yes and I said I was too. Then I said something to the effect of "I know what will make you less stressed out..."
The next scene we were checking into a *ahem* hotel. We were outside of the hotel and it looked sort of more like a nice apartment complex. Our room was on the ground floor. We unlocked the door and walked into a big room with a bed toward the back up against a draped window. The room was kind of dark because of the drapes. I layed back and Frodo began kissing me rather agressively and was practically sticking his tongue down my throat. I remember thinking "He doesn't usually brush." LOL. I guess this is the non-romantic version of LOTR. Anyway... Suffice it to say, I was less than charmed by him and I kind of squirmed away and began to push him off me. I turned around and sat up. Before he could protest, the phone rang. I answered it and it was room service at the hotel. They were talking about our order, eventhough we hadn't actually ordered anything, I was hungry so I wanted them to bring it. The guy on the other end at room service somehow thought that it was a Boy Scout troop staying in our room. I didn't correct him because as always it was better that no one knew who Frodo was.
The room service guy said that he was trying to bring the food to room 147, but I said we were actually in 238. Then I got off the bed and walked with the phone out of the bedroom into an adjoining room in the suite. I looked out the window over the door and saw that the number read 147. I told the guy that he was right and we'd be there to answer the door this time.
Of course it doesn't make sense that 238 and 147 would be adjoining rooms, since in most places they wouldn't even be on the same floor. But at one point, I remember stepping outside the room and looking up at the second floor of the hotel and seeing that each adjoining suite was 200 something next to 100 something. Why this was probably doesn't even have significance.
Back in the room, the food came and was put on a table not too far from the door. Suddenly, Sam was there and getting the plates ready. I sat down at the head of the table and realized I was topless. So I got up and went to find a t-shirt to put on so we could eat.
And that's it.