The Lord of the Rings Fan Fiction Archive

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Welcome to The Lord of the Rings Fan Fiction archive. All fan fiction in this archive was written by the Suicide Queen aka neverforreal.
All of the stories archived here are works of fiction. That's why they are called Fan Fiction . They are not based on anything in reality, nor are they to be taken seriously. They are not affiliated with any of Tolkien's works. Any characters, places and ideas mentioned from The Lord of the Rings series belong to the original idea from J.R.R. Tolkien. The likeliness of the characters is based on the portrayal by their respective actors in the films by New Line. However, these stories have absolutely no affiliation with the films, the producers, the director or the cast and so on. All stories were written for entertainment purposes only.
Please do not archive without credit and/or permission from the Suicide Queen aka neverforreal.


Contents

Romance and Erotica: The Mistress Tales:
Erotica is probably second only to general humor in popularity in Tolkien Fan Fiction. Due to the amount of male characters in Rings the male/male erotica, or "slash" as it's called, is rampant. Although heterosexual erotica is the main focus of the Mistress Tales , slash is also present, particularly in the sequil.
Due to their graphic, erotic nature, the following stories are rated NC-17.

"The Return of the Mistress"
Genre: romance, erotica
Setting: Middle Earth, The Shire, 4th Age
Rating: NC-17
Writing Style: first person
Synopsis: As a far-fetched sequil to "Unspoken Passion: Memoirs of a Mistress", Mistress Deidre returns to her lover, Frodo in the Shire during the 4th age. With the presence of Frodo's kin, Merry and Pippin, things are kinkier than ever- and more complicated.
Status: in progress

"Unspoken Passion: Memoirs of a Mistress"
Genre: romance, erotica
Setting: Middle Earth, 3rd Age; after the battle at Helm's Deep and before The War of the Ring.
Rating: NC-17
Writing Style: first person
Synopsis: Frodo is assigned a Mistress to accompany him and Sam on their journey to Mordor. Complications for the young woman arise when she finds herself falling in love with the hobbit who bears the One Ring.
Status: completed early spring, 2004

The Lord of the Rings Parodies
These parodies are based on Peter Jackson's motion picture trilogy.
None of the parodies are meant to be offensive in any manner to anyone, anywhere at all, but if they do offend you, that's not my problem, more likely it is yours and you don't have to read them. Do bear in mind that they are rated R.

"The Fellowship of the Ring Parody"
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Writing Style: script, freestyle
Synopsis: I started out with TTT, then did ROTK, so I thought I might as well go back and do the first one. I'm sure you'll agree...
Status: in progress

"The Two Towers Parody"
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Writing Style: script, freestyle
Synopsis: An irreverant parody on the second film in Peter Jackson's epic trilogy.
Status: completed spring, 2003

"The Return of the King Parody"
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Writing Style: script, freestyle
Synopsis: An irreverant parody on the third and final film in Peter Jackson's epic trilogy.
Status: completed spring, 2004

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